#johnsalley

John Salley Story Corner: "Strap It Up And No Kissing"

Click here to read John Salley Story Corner: "Strap It Up And No Kissing"
Every week, John Salley, onetime Bad Boy and currently the arachnoid half of the Spider and the Henchman podcast, will regale us with an amusing and occasionally salacious story from his playing days. Today: why you shouldn't lip-kiss NBA groupies. More »
07/30/10
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#facebook Click here to read Is Bryce Harper's Facebook Page Real?

Is Bryce Harper's Facebook Page Real?

The Washington Post asks the same question, but Harper's page appears to be so good it has to be a parody. Whoever it is, they sure love putting exclamation points and various : ) emoticons in their updates. Maybe he's a 13-year-old girl? More »
07/30/10
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By DAULERIO
#mediameltdowns Click here to read Rony Seikaly Thinks John Salley Is A Brilliant Storyteller

Rony Seikaly Thinks John Salley Is A Brilliant Storyteller

The former Heat center vehemently denies the conversation John Salley relayed in last week's introductory "John Salley Story Corner." Great start! More »
07/30/10
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By DAULERIO
#wakeupdeadspin Click here to read Sir, You Cannot Wear That LeBron Jersey In Cleveland Unless You Go Through The Proper Editorial Process

Sir, You Cannot Wear That LeBron Jersey In Cleveland Unless You Go Through The Proper Editorial Process

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
07/29/10
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By DAULERIO
#lebronjames

Maverick Carter Rules The Universe, And Other LeBron James Vegas Story Conspiracy Theories

Click here to read Maverick Carter Rules The Universe, And Other LeBron James Vegas Story Conspiracy Theories
The Twitter conspiracy theorists weighed in on ESPN's curious (but not surprising) decision to spike Arash Markazi's Most Excellent Vegas Vacation With LeBron Inc., piece and pinned it on LBJ's business henchman, Maverick Carter. Fun idea but probably not the case. More »
07/28/10
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By DAULERIO
#jurisprudence

Sean Salisbury Drops His Lawsuit Against Gawker Media, Me

Click here to read Sean Salisbury Drops His Lawsuit Against Gawker Media, Me
Hear ye. The lawsuit brought forth by an aggrieved former NFL quarterback and television analyst against a Bully Blogger and Bully Blog Shop, in Denton County, Texas, for the past several months, is no more. More »
07/27/10
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By DAULERIO
#dispatches

A Return From Gentle Path: The Humiliation Of A Sex Addict In Rehab

Several months ago, an anonymous Deadspin reader checked himself into the infamous Gentle Path sex addiction program for 45 days — the same place Tiger tamed his wayward pecker. This is what our writer experienced in his time there. More »
07/27/10
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By Anonymous
#sadwhimsy Click here to read What Would Happen If You Drank 13 Beers While Running The San Francisco Half-Marathon?

What Would Happen If You Drank 13 Beers While Running The San Francisco Half-Marathon?

Everything you'd expect, really: puking, dizziness, drunk-plus-runner's-high euphoria, disgusted stares from onlookers. But this young man did it. Why? BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE COULD. [Exercising While Intoxicated] More »
07/26/10
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By DAULERIO
#ultimatefrisbee

The "Greatest Ultimate Frisbee Catch of All Time" (UPDATE)

Click here to read The "Greatest Ultimate Frisbee Catch of All Time" (UPDATE)
I don't see any reason to argue about that statement. Somebody find me information on this skinny guy with the bald spot laying himself out. He could be the love child of Edwin Baptiste and Tyrone Prothro. [YouTube] More »
07/26/10
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By DAULERIO
#athletedong Click here to read Martellus Bennett Becomes Latest Player To Have Dong Shots Exposed By Scorned Female

Martellus Bennett Becomes Latest Player To Have Dong Shots Exposed By Scorned Female

Last week, Cowboy beat reporters wondered why Bennett was absent from the first few days of mini-camp. Bennett admitted yesterday he sprained his ankle doing "jump-ball" drills. Today, a cellphone pic self-portrait of him posing in the shower arrives. More »
07/26/10
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By DAULERIO
#duan Click here to read Red Sox Fan Picking His Nose? Red Sox Fan Picking His Nose.

Red Sox Fan Picking His Nose? Red Sox Fan Picking His Nose.

Going with the same headline formula? Going with the same headline formula. You fuck. It is the end of the day, the end of the week, but not the end of your life, so go rejoice. More »
07/23/10
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By DAULERIO
#adsa

America's Dumbest Student-Athlete Nominee: John Jenkins, Vanderbilt University

Click here to read America's Dumbest Student-Athlete Nominee: John Jenkins, Vanderbilt University
Today's nominee is Vanderbilt guard, John Jenkins, and his stunning essay about...meat? Women? Women who don't eat meat? It manages to be both sexist and anthropological and pro-meat. More »
07/23/10
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By DAULERIO
#announcements

How Would You Like This Oily, Tan Woman In A Bikini To Flirt With You On Facebook?

Click here to read How Would You Like This Oily, Tan Woman In A Bikini To Flirt With You On Facebook?
Then you should join the Deadspin Facebook group because it gives you the opportunity to converse with like-minded sports culture enthusiasts and you might just meet a fun person to have virtual sexting with. For real. Look. More »
07/22/10
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By DAULERIO
#wakeupdeadspin

And In The 7th, Someone Tried To Throw A Chair At Beck And O'Reilly, But It Hit Geraldo In The Nose

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day More »
07/21/10
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By DAULERIO
#heroes Click here to read Best News Lede Ever? Best News Lede Ever.

Best News Lede Ever? Best News Lede Ever.

"A German court on Tuesday threw out the case of a schoolteacher against a pupil who allegedly tormented her by scrawling pictures of rabbits on the blackboard to aggravate her rabbit phobia." [The Local] (H/T Tom K.) More »
07/20/10
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By DAULERIO
#adsa

America's Dumbest Student-Athlete: Tremaine Billie, Clemson University

Click here to read America's Dumbest Student-Athlete: Tremaine Billie, Clemson University
Mr. Billie AKA "T.Billie" has received multiple nominations thanks to the unfortunate "e-portfolio" he created when he was a student. It's a masterpiece. More »
07/20/10
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By DAULERIO
#collegefootball Click here to read Reggie Bush Has Heisman Taken Away From Him Even Though He Didn't Kill His Wife And A Waiter

Reggie Bush Has Heisman Taken Away From Him Even Though He Didn't Kill His Wife And A Waiter

I've been looking for a way to shamelessly steal that Norm Macdonald joke for years now. Thanks USC! [USA Today] More »
07/20/10
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By DAULERIO
#miracles Click here to read Area Man Hits Two Holes In One

Area Man Hits Two Holes In One

His name is Rich Schultz (yellow polo, large grin, Jersey tan), but please don't call him "Two Holes" because that's somewhat suggestive. Odds of him hitting two holes in one during a single round? 26,045,834 to 1. [Allentown Morning Call] More »
07/20/10
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By DAULERIO
#announcements Click here to read WE ARE UNDER ATTACK BY DEVILS

WE ARE UNDER ATTACK BY DEVILS

Hence, the prolonged wheel-spinning you may be experiencing. From Gawker Quality Assurance: "It appears that we are under attack again, and are seeing major problems as a result." Just be patient or FUCKING PRAY QUIETLY BEFORE THEY MAKE YOUR EYES BLEED. More »
07/20/10
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By DAULERIO
#sadbimsy Click here to read This Is Not Pete Rose's Corked Bat

This Is Not Pete Rose's Corked Bat

MLB's all-time hits leader, who's not allowed to step foot into Cooperstown because he's an awful human being, keeps popping up places with his girlfriend — "the Pamela Anderson of Korea" — to show her off to people. [MyFoxNY] More »
07/20/10
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By DAULERIO
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