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Baseball Is A Sport For Conservatives, Says Conservative

fat-leaveher — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:59:04 EDT

After a third reading of this, I'm still baffled.

Fuzzy Dunlop — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:58:53 EDT

@Desi_Relaford: Agreed. Baseball epitomizes the Ayn Rand's ideal world, in which those attempting to achieve greatness are not limited by the incompetency of regulators. Just ask Armando Galarraga.

Fuzzy Dunlop

J. Henry Waugh — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:58:15 EDT

@Delonte, Interrupted: Nicely done.

J. Henry Waugh

Step aside, Son — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:57:48 EDT

@Camp Tiger Claw: Crucifixion.

Step aside, Son

Fräulein Soccer Player Treats Other Fräulein Soccer Player In Very Un-Fräulein-Like Way

Ron_Artesticular_Fortitude — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:57:06 EDT

Paul the German Psychic Octopus said the bitch had it comin' to her.

Ron_Artesticular_Fortitude

They call me MISTER Scroggs! — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:56:18 EDT

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: No, no, no! Our corporate overlords favorite sport is Rollerball.

They call me MISTER Scroggs!

Baseball Is A Sport For Conservatives, Says Conservative

WipeMyPujols — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:56:01 EDT

Baseball is a sport for conservatives because it symbolizes undesirable characteristics and attitudes that, by contrast, card-carrying progressives like myself find onerous! [/Gawker'd]

WipeMyPujols

Introducing Your Temporary Funbag Replacement: The Boring Bag

vdiddy210 - Can Also Drive 90 in a 40 — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:55:11 EDT

this was oddly very entertaining

vdiddy210 - Can Also Drive 90 in a 40

Baseball Is A Sport For Conservatives, Says Conservative

Its The Beer Talking — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:55:09 EDT

It doesn't get much less merit-based than Jeff Suppan's 2010 salary.

Its The Beer Talking

Desi_Relaford — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:54:40 EDT

@ArkansasFred: Did you scroll down to GDM426's comment? Better than the article itself.

Desi_Relaford

This Goalie Has Just The Most Adorable Mask

Ron_Artesticular_Fortitude — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:54:36 EDT

This reminds me of the time Panthro painted a picture of Snarf on his loincloth and Cheetara immediately disemboweled him.

Ron_Artesticular_Fortitude

Step aside, Son — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:53:42 EDT

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Nightmare Ant disagrees.

Step aside, Son

Baseball Is A Sport For Conservatives, Says Conservative

Gottliebs Cards — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:53:21 EDT

I disagree wholeheartedly. Any sport that brings Hispanics into my country is a bad sport.

Gottliebs Cards

Baseball Is A Sport For Conservatives, Says Conservative

Desi_Relaford — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:53:20 EDT

"[B]aseball has more of a laws-and-not-men vibe, in the sense that penalties or fouls or violations called by officials play a much smaller role in baseball than they do in football, basketball, or hockey (balks are the only thing that springs to mind),"

Couldn't agree more. It's not like there is a some sort of simple judgement call made by a single person that occurs 200-300 times a game and affects all aspects of the game.

Desi_Relaford

Rare Endangered Vuvuzela — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:53:01 EDT

@Ron_Artesticular_Fortitude: Upon contact, Gerfrekes was observed doubling over and crying "ouch-witz!!"

Rare Endangered Vuvuzela

Achiever — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:52:41 EDT

@Chris Hanson's Axe: Reminds me of this.

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Achiever

Step aside, Son — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:50:56 EDT

@They call me MISTER Scroggs!: Just don't take my Oberkfell cards.

Step aside, Son

DennyCrane — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:50:42 EDT

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: I couldn't find the photo of the fake Godzilla laying waste to a city.

DennyCrane

Step aside, Son — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:49:57 EDT

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: Ole Miss & Col. Reb.

Game, set, match Botswana Meat.

Step aside, Son

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Smokey Tornado — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:47:47 EDT

All of this technology,and no one bothered to install a Poise-O-meter.

Smokey Tornado

Botswana Meat Commission FC — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:47:41 EDT

@ArkansasFred: I'm holding onto my click.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

Baseball Is A Sport For Conservatives, Says Conservative

A Duck With a Lisp — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:47:35 EDT

Odd. She failed to mention the dearth of African-Americans attending the games as one of baseball's appealing aspects to conservatives.

A Duck With a Lisp

Baseball Is A Sport For Conservatives, Says Conservative

Camp Tiger Claw — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:46:59 EDT

Waterboarding? Pirates games.

Camp Tiger Claw

Botswana Meat Commission FC — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:45:30 EDT

@DennyCrane: The alien invasion. Cool, but not as fun as triggering like 5 earthquakes in a row and watching your entire city slowly burn down.

/simcity dork

Botswana Meat Commission FC

vodkanaut — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:44:59 EDT

@AzureTexan: Would I be safe in saying that you are waiting anxiously for Robert Caro's last volume?

vodkanaut