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		<description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c20357774">Disco Choo</a>:<br />
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The police here in tennessee are too busy shutting down strip clubs to worry about meth and murders.</p> <p><a href="/people/titansfan78">titansfan78</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[How To Destroy Baseball In One Easy Step]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>What's next?  Players being allowed to sign with any team they choose?  It will be the end of baseball.</p> <p><a href="/people/Stabby_the_Great">Murray Hewitt</a></p>]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c20342908">Prince of Parties</a>: 12 hours a day!? Holy shit i had no idea there were baseball sweatshops in this world.</p> <p><a href="/people/Manhattan_Project">Manhattan_Project</a></p>]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c20353274">UweBollocks</a>: In the World Wide Leader's Wu-tang Costume Show, they all show up as Ol' Dirty Bastard.</p> <p><a href="/people/The_International_Poise_Conspiracy">The_International_Poise_Conspiracy</a></p>]]></description>
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		<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:13:02 EST]]></pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[How To Destroy Baseball In One Easy Step]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Yeah. The Rays deserve a shot to get into the postseason for once. They'll never get there without the help of Selig intervening. Never.<br />
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Except that they already did.</p> <p><a href="/people/kenhunt">Animan</a></p>]]></description>
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		<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:08:46 EST]]></pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Donavon Mcnabb Traded To San Fransisco; Donovan McNabb Still On Eagles]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>who gets the leftover Campbell's Soup?</p> <p><a href="/people/rockmellamadeus">rockmellamadeus</a></p>]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c20351826">FEAST</a>: I'd like to think I played a part in CPH's downfall, but I'm a greenhorn, so far be it from Comment Ninjae to listen to me. At all. Or, really, any commenters.<br />
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CPH was kind of a dick, though. (& I'm sure that's why everybody loved him. Still...)</p> <p><a href="/people/The_International_Poise_Conspiracy">The_International_Poise_Conspiracy</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[How To Destroy Baseball In One Easy Step]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Mock this all you want, but the premises are sound. Clearly, the Yankees and Red Sox will dominate the AL East for the rest of human history. There is no possible way either team could decline in the years to comes.</p> <p><a href="/people/d0ug">inscrutablechinaman</a></p>]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c20350319">Lionel Osbourne</a>: Oh, +1.</p> <p><a href="/people/tbaffoe">Disco Choo</a></p>]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c20356879">Sheed's Bald Spot</a>: And who could refuse one of those .99 cent Fish Fillets after that great commercial.</p> <p><a href="/people/mstov">Armen Tamzarian</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Kige Ramsey's Star Is Larger Than Most Natural Cave Systems In Kentucky]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I say the victor is whichever state has less meth-related explosions/deaths annually.</p> <p><a href="/people/tbaffoe">Disco Choo</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Dykstra Strikes Out With The Help, Gets Sued]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Like Joe Pesci in "Casino," The Dude knows what he wants.</p> <p><a href="/people/LennyDykstraOwesMeMoney">LennyDykstraOwesMeMoney</a></p>]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c20350129">BruschisBrewsky</a>: He seemed gracious enough with C'lay.</p> <p><a href="/people/The_International_Poise_Conspiracy">The_International_Poise_Conspiracy</a></p>]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>The thing about letting your personal assistant manage your estate is, she knows upon taking a Lenny Dykstra job that she's going to get raped, but she also knows just how much that little bit of unwanted stank dick is worth.</p> <p><a href="/people/derek_mead">Sheed's Bald Spot</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Fortunately, Drowning Is Only A Double Minor]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>The driver was just looking for the Temple of the Dog.</p> <p><a href="/people/The_International_Poise_Conspiracy">The_International_Poise_Conspiracy</a></p>]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c20347747">MarkKelsosMigraine</a>: I will never agree more with one of your comments than I do now.</p> <p><a href="/people/The_International_Poise_Conspiracy">The_International_Poise_Conspiracy</a></p>]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>So she thinks she can get blood from a turnip?</p> <p><a href="/people/Nickly">Nickly</a></p>]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Ben Roethlisberger would've gotten that blowjob.</p> <p><a href="/people/Reg_Dunlop">Reg_Dunlop</a></p>]]></description>
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		<link><![CDATA[http://deadspin.com/comment/20356393]]></link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Nails? More like screws.</p> <p><a href="/people/cbag">cbag</a></p>]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Maybe we should consider calling him "Big Len".</p> <p><a href="/people/apostles03">apostles03</a></p>]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c20354372">FEAST</a>: Why do I always imagine these personal assistants SO much hotter?</p> <p><a href="/people/kieranflahive">kBEAR</a></p>]]></description>
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		<link><![CDATA[http://deadspin.com/comment/20355874]]></link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Bernard Goldberg is reporting that Massaro is the one who came on to Dykstra.</p> <p><a href="/people/Bobby_Big_Wheel">Bobby Big Wheel</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Fortunately, Drowning Is Only A Double Minor]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>A Ted Kennedy look-alike was spotted running from the scene.</p> <p><a href="/people/cookierojas">cookierojas</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Even The Promotional Copy For Rick Reilly®'s New Book Is Phoned-In]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><i>Wise is to sportsmanship what tsunamis are to beach chairs.</i>   And you are to dumbass analogies what...God, I fucking hate you.</p> <p><a href="/people/rockett">Prick Top</a></p>]]></description>
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		<link><![CDATA[http://deadspin.com/comment/20355741]]></link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><object width="330" height="275">	<param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pZQ_eTMHgHc&hl=en&fs=1&"></param>	<param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param>	<param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param>	<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pZQ_eTMHgHc&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="330" height="275"></embed></object>@<a href="#c20355268">The CFL Allstars</a>: +1. Yes, I tried to avoid the Al Pacino "Cruisers" scenario but you pulled me right back in!</p> <p><a href="/people/mstov">Armen Tamzarian</a></p>]]></description>
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